Digital Wanderer

We live as long as we fly

Vietnam — 20, the way back through Warsaw

On the flight back, we also had a whole day in Warsaw. Unfortunately, I didn't get enough sleep on the plane (unlike the flight there), and I hadn't planned in advance what I would do there, but it didn't turn out too bad.

We arrived at around 6 in the morning. We hung around Chopin Airport for a bit, which is bad because it's almost impossible to find power outlets there - I saw three in the whole airport, and they're far from the seats. I plugged my iPhone charger into one of them - a security guard came up and asked if it was my device. Upon getting a positive answer, he said that everything was fine. Respect — he didn't stir up any prohibitive bureaucracy for no reason, but he did his job.

While riding the bus, we got to talking a bit with a Belarusian girl who lives in Warsaw with her husband. She kind of talked to us rather reluctantly (maybe it just seemed that way to me after the endless Vietnamese friendliness), but she tipped us off that we needed to get off at the "center" stop, which is not far from the old town. Near this stop, there is an excellent shopping mall with a large selection of eateries (which was relevant for us). The soup at the eatery was excellent, and everyone liked it very much, unlike the cafeteria from last time.

A fragment of a futuristic wave-like canopy made of triangular glass panels against the backdrop of a modern multi-story building.

Looks wonderful, I could just admire it endlessly

 Interior view of a modern atrium with a huge glass facade made of triangular panels, through which reflections of buildings are visible. In the foreground — a dark floor with geometric shadows from the structure, railings, plants, and a multi-level fountain.

From the inside it's not as cool, but not bad either

A long empty corridor of a public or office building with tiled walls and floor, fading into perspective under built-in ceiling lights. The walls are decorated with alternating vertical stripes of white and black, and a geometric pattern of light tiles is laid out on the dark floor.

The hallway to the crapper is psychedelic

Having eaten, I rushed to the old town to drop by the Marie Curie museum, since that's what my server is called, and overall she was a kick-ass lady. In case anyone accidentally doesn't know, Marie Curie discovered Radium and Polonium, received two Nobel prizes: in physics and chemistry (I think no one else managed to do that), and generally is the most famous example of a female scientist. Her biography is quite entertaining, in short.

 An antique laboratory electrical device with massive coils and metal handwheels on the sides is set against a wooden wall. A plastic vial stands on the device, and a poster with a portrait of Marie Curie in the center of an atom model hangs on the wall behind it.

The museum is small and dusty, but cheap

Unfortunately, they didn't take cards, and I had to withdraw money from an ATM, again paying 2.5 percent or whatever it was.

 Black and white image of an antique Polish RZP-10 field radiometer located in an open case. Numerous knobs, buttons, connectors, and a digital display are visible on the device; there is a separate power supply unit nearby.

A radiation meter, as I understand

 Black and white photograph of antique analytical balance scales in a transparent cylindrical case with the inscription «Mechaniki Precyzyjnej». A complex mechanism with metal parts and pans is visible inside. Black and white photograph of a tall metal apparatus with a cylindrical base, standing on a white tiled floor. A dark wall and elements of other equipment in dim lighting are visible in the background. A small turquoise figurine of an elephant in a museum display case with an information plaque in several languages, reporting on a gift from US President H. Hoover in 1929.

The elephant was a gift from the US president

Museum exhibition with commemorative medals in open cases, issued by UNESCO for the 100th anniversary of the discovery of polonium and radium by Marie Skłodowska-Curie and Pierre Curie. Below the medals is an explanatory plaque with text in Polish, English, and French.

UNESCO issued a medal, the first with a woman's face

After the Curie museum, I didn't waste any time, I went to an organ concert in the nearby St. John's church at ul. Swietojanska 8. I honestly slept through almost the entire concert, but afterwards we were taken downstairs to gawk at the tombs of the celebrities buried there. I might have recognized only one name, but it's still curious to look at granite coffins.

 

 A sarcophagus made of dark polished stone with the inscription «IGNACY JAN PADEREWSKI» on the upper part. On the front side there is a golden relief of a lyre in a wreath, and a small bouquet of flowers lies on top; the sarcophagus is set on marble steps in a light niche.

 

 A wrought-iron lantern in an antique style with yellow patterned glass shines brightly, suspended from a light textured ceiling, and casts warm orange reflections.

A stylish lantern

Cafe display case with ready-made meals, where pizzas, calzones, and casseroles are displayed on the counter. Behind the glass counter, an employee preparing food is visible, and a decorative white lamp hangs from above.

Then I walked around the central streets of the old town and nearby for a bit more, ate something

Honestly, the long bun with cheese didn't impress me, but it's cheap - only 1 lats ($2). Usually, everything is more expensive in Warsaw - it's Europe after all, and the capital of a huge country (40 million in Poland, in case anyone didn't know).

A pedestrian bridge with metal railings leads from a green hill to the end face of a beige building, on top of which «ANTIFA» is written in large white letters. Graffiti is visible lower down on the building's wall, and a blue sky with white clouds spreads in the background. 

There are pedestrian bridges and graffiti

A round fountain with spouting jets of water, in the center of which a golden sculpture of a bird wearing a crown is installed. High light-colored walls with shadows from trees and traces of graffiti are visible in the background.

Fountains

Actually, I wanted to go to some palace, but couldn't find it, so I went to the Chopin museum after seeing a sign. I thought it would be boring, but boy was I wrong! The museum turned out to be an incredibly high-tech and stylish piece of modern "hi-tech" design, almost bordering on kitsch. It incredibly resembles the game "Portal" which I adore. Even though the museum cost over 5 lats ($10, which is a bit steep), it totally paid off. Background music and noises play everywhere, touch screens, visual projections on the walls, everything is black or shiny, and sometimes both at once. When buying a ticket they give you an RFID card (wireless) that you have to tap everywhere to interact with different objects (at the same time they'll count you, and check where you've been).

 A museum display case with an exhibition dedicated to Frederic Chopin, featuring sheet music notebooks, historical documents, letters, and a portrait in an oval gilded frame. The names of historical figures and aristocrats are written in gold letters above the exhibits on dark glossy panels.

Chopin was quite the hypochondriac. And a womanizer, judging by the reading material on the monitors

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This is his favorite woman, who was also a detective writer

 A long smoking pipe gifted by Frederic Chopin, with a dark stem and a light bowl and mouthpiece, lies diagonally in a display case. A small light wooden block sits on a stand above it. A narrow passage between a smooth dark wall on the right and a light wall with gilded details on the left, at the end of which a tall window letting in bright daylight is visible.

There is a mysterious black cube in the room (channeling Kubrick)

 A grand interior with light walls decorated with gilded panels featuring floral ornaments and white stucco above dark doorways. Wooden railings with shaped balusters are visible in the foreground.

And it takes up the whole room, too

 A museum exhibition of a musical drawing room with a wooden grand piano in the center, surrounded by antique furniture with pink upholstery: a chaise longue and chairs. In the background is a large wall mural with a watercolor drawing of the room's interior.

Chairs and the instrument

 Silhouettes of musicians playing the violin and flute are projected onto an illuminated green wall in a museum room with an antique keyboard instrument, a music stand with sheet music, and furniture.

These shadow projections move, mimicking the playing — great stuff, albeit not a new trick

Make sure to go to the basement (you should start there), and not like me, going the wrong way first - to the second floor.

 A video surveillance camera, a motion sensor, and a rectangular information board are mounted on the wall above the entrance to a dark exhibition hall with illuminated display cases.

Video cameras, projectors, alarms, and wires everywhere

A dark staircase with dark railings leads down to a red brick wall with a large arched opening. Through the arch, another dark passageway with a bright reflection of light in the depths is visible.

Everything is transparent, except the ancient bricks

An exhibition hall with brick walls, featuring an antique grand piano and a large glowing screen with a monochrome image of a 19th-century society musical evening.

Interactive in places

A long brick corridor with a dark reflective floor and glass barriers on the sides leads to a passage behind which vertical reflective panels are visible.

 

 An information terminal with a glowing screen on a glass bridge against the background of a brick wall, to the left of which a wall projector is mounted.

At the terminal you can record a video of yourself, and they'll show you on the wall

 A dark corridor or exhibition space with brick walls and a light, reflective floor. In the distance, a bright rectangular opening with two vertical light sources is visible, and a projector is mounted on the top left.

In this place, everything is overflowing with schizophrenic polyphonic whispering

Two cabinets are located against a red brick wall: on the left, a closed white one with a warning inscription in Polish, and on the right, an open metal one containing network equipment with green indicators and tangled cables.

All this setup requires some serious wiring

 A grid of numerous faces, partially blurred by the masonry texture, is projected onto a brick wall in a dark room.

This brings Half-Life 2 to mind

 A modern elevator with transparent glass sliding doors and stainless steel elements. A digital display is located above the doors, and part of a closed metal door is visible on the right.

And here - any game about the future

A partially open matte metal door leads into a modern restroom with a dark floor. A glowing men's room sign hangs above the arched doorway.

Even the restroom is stylized - super heavy metal doors

A hand holds a smartphone, on the wet screen of which the messages «No Service» and «Network Lost» are displayed. An electrical outlet with a hinged cover is visible in the background.

No cell service inside - immediate associations with Portal, where you're a test subject and have no right to contact the outside world

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Even the water dispenser is futuristic, Masonic-looking, and on top of that, hidden behind a pillar

A black information board hangs on a light wall with an inscription in Polish and English instructing to hold the ticket to the blue light indicator before exiting. Below is a black scanner with a bright blue backlight, and to the left, a passage with an "Exit" sign and part of a chandelier is visible.

To pass through, you need to tap your keycard to the sensor

 View of a modern toilet stall with a white round wall-hung toilet against a background of light gray tiles. A toilet paper dispenser hangs on the wall to the right, and a metal toilet brush stands on the dark floor to the left.

Even the toilet bowl is like a UFO!

A close-up of a modern cylindrical chrome faucet installed over a white sink with the Roca logo. A dark speckled countertop is visible behind it, and a drain hole is at the bottom of the sink. 

Even the faucet has an unusual design, I couldn't figure out how to turn it on right away

All in all, I really liked the Chopin museum. I am, of course, a fan of hi-tech, and the game Portal, and my imagination is pretty good, but still, I recommend it to everyone, if you don't mind spending the money. If you do mind - I recommend it only to gadget geeks. You shouldn't expect any epiphanies, but the atmosphere is top-notch.

Interior of a Middle Eastern cafe with a glass display case where various salads, snacks, and sauces are exhibited. Behind it, two large vertical spits with shawarma meat are visible, and an oriental lantern hangs from above.

When I was already leaving, I stopped by to grab a kebab

I say in English - the third one from the bottom of the menu, the Caucasian-looking dude says "ok". Then I add in Russian - "to go", and he replies in Russian - "you got it". Funny that for 1.80 Ls (about 3.5 bucks) they gave me two whole huge kebabs, I only ate the second one the next morning in Riga.

By the way, I spoke English in Warsaw, nobody really thought I was Polish or Slavic. And that's fine, I hardly know any Polish anyway, and the cafe and shop workers don't know Russian.

 Rocky lakeshore with a wooden stilt house extending into the water. Several people stand on the beach under a clear blue sky.

So here, actually, is the result of the trip - 86 kg. I flew out weighing 89.